The Sun Is Being Blotted out! OMG How Did Bush Do It? Save Us Western Colorado Congress, Save Us!
Alert Alert Alert... some sort of dust is seen arising in the West and has been blotting out the sun!
Who is responsible? Is it Cheney? The farmers who know nothing about the environment burning their fields?
There must be legislation and regulation. See Sentinel story here about dust in Utah.
Okay, so it's a bit of a stretch, unfortunately not much of one.
Don't worry though, I'm sure our local newspaper will have a comment from Representative Buescher on the emergency.