Western Colorado May Be Passed over in Recession Due to Energy Growth -- The Horror!




The nonpartisan Colorado Legislative Council has indicated that the Western slope of Colorado may be spared not only the pain of any possible recession but instead may be counter in its economic fortunes by growing.

Logical, sustained and managed growth in the energy sector will be responsible for economic growth in the face of a possible short-term national recession. See story that was undoubtedly painful to write here.

When this story was published in the local broadsheet I heard strange noises, opened a window and realized it was the gnashing of teeth.


Radical enviros were glaring at the front page of the Sentinel and giving their gums a good going over.
We are certain they will continue their project to make all jobs in Mesa County part of the service industry but it's definitely a setback.

By the way, we were just wondering if you're truly an enviro do you get wooden teeth if you have a problem?
I mean, we're just asking, they would be recyclable right?