Aliens Crash at Roswell-Al Gore, Coincidence? An Inquisitive Reader Thinks Not


(We want to remind folks this is a joke sent in by a reader we thought was funny. Many of the people originally named in the joke were not born in that month and year. Al Gore was. So it is worth another day of being funny with just Gore.)
Submitted by an alert reader and X-files archivist:
1947

You might recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside of Roswell,
New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:


Albert A. Gore

I
certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

Well it did me.